June 25, 2005
So we flew into the
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and photo-ops. Here’s the proof.

I have to hold the wall. I’ve been drinking.

I just hate these damn breast implants!

Justin Timberlake wants his hat back.

Say, “Cheese!”

“Velveeta.”

Children of the Corn.

Quick, take a picture of me in Mark’s armpit. Everyone’s doing it.

The only thing that could possibly make this better is if
someone would do a burrito imitation.

Yo Quiero Taco

Why are we taking a self-portrait in the toilet bowl?
It smells better than Mark’s armpit.

Sigh, maybe it’s not too late to get some normal parents.
I’m making some calls when I get home.